Fantastic Four on Farcical Friday

The fam is crazy about Chuck Norris, Yo Mama, BonQui Qui, and John Pinette (among other things).   So for today, I'm giving you a Fantastic Four!  Enjoy the giggles!


1.  Chuck Norris Jokes:
No, Thank you Chuck Norris
  • Chuck Norris can kill your immaginary friends.
  • When Chuck was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" Chuck received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
  • Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
  • Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
  • Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
  • Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
  • Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
  • Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
  • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .
  • Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.  The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.


2.  Yo Mama Jokes:
  • Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
  • Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  • Yo mama is so skinny that if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.
  • Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry in high school just cause she heard there was gonna be some pi.
  • Yo mama is so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon.
  • Yo mama is so stupid that she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Dr. Pepper.
  • Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
  • Yo mama is so stupid that she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.



3.  Bon Qui Qui







4.  John Pinette

Celebrating Life & Farcical Fridays!
~ashley



Comments

  1. John Pinette is a family favorite here, too. We especially like his bit about going to a water park. And, of course, buffets!

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