Remember...B is the New C

I hope you got a good laugh from my posting Physics is Fun from a few weeks ago.  I know I had fun posting it.  I was looking at the pictures again the other day and Harry was wondering what in the world I as laughing at, so he came in the kitchen to find out.  He started reading them and was laughing so hard he had his head down on the desk.  I like little moments like that.

I think Fridays will now be known as 'Farcical Fridays'.  It was going to be funny Fridays, but that was too plain.  Farcical just sounds funny.  Farcical is a synonym for funny.  (I had to look it up.)  It's pronounced (fahr-si-kuh-l).  See you get to laugh and learn something all at the same time.  So here is the Farcical Friday:  Installment One...

I have another email that I've put below of things you can do when you're bored.  Some are funnier than others, and there are some that the weird side of me would like to try.  Maybe I will, you never know...another blog might be fun!  HA!!! 

I hope it makes your heart feel light and makes your smile lines a little deeper.  :)

Celebrating Life!

Arrange a bunch of little army men on your desk. Aim them all at one of your coworkers. Insist that it's "purely a defensive measure".
Create a blog for your cat. Fill it with ranting, political invective against "our simian masters".
Pick up random objects and super glue them together to create abstract art. Display it on your desk or present it as a gift to someone in the office.

Walk up to a co-worker and pretend to talk only using lip movements. Use funny hand gestures as well and just when the person starts getting irritated with your antics say " You better get your ears checked man!" and run to the next victim.
Make up a funny incomprehensible language and go around the office talking to people in your language for at least an hour.

Tell people they've got something stuck in their teeth and they better clean it up.
In case you've got mobile chairs in the office ask someone to move you around in the office by pushing your chair. Go around the office visit every cubicle and ask people how their day is coming along.

Make a buzzing sound which is loud enough for everyone around you. When everyone starts looking at you point suggestively at your neighbor and frown.
Have an imaginary friend and keep talking to him/her aloud in the office.

Pick up a funny accent and talk to your co-workers in the weird accent throughout the day.
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your email address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' or 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR UNDISCLOSED FAVORS".

Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."

dont use any punctuation

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Put mosquito netting around your cubicle at work. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

When the money comes out of the cash machine, scream "I Won! I Won! Third time this week!"

When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

Pay off your MasterCard with your Visa.

Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.

When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.

Send yourself a CandyGram.

Have a tea party with your pets.

Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing was wrong.

Write checks with Roman numerals.

Write "Out to lunch" on your forehead.

Leaf through a National Geographic and draw clothes on everybody.

Read the dictionary backwards and look for hidden messages.

Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room.

Stare at people through the points of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

Make up a language and stop someone to ask for directions.

Write a short story using alphabet soup.

Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias.

Start conversations with the words, "Did you ever wonder why..."

Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.

Buy a complete set of Transformers. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face, "There's more to them than meets the eye."


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