Fantastic Four on Farcical Friday
The fam is crazy about Chuck Norris, Yo Mama, BonQui Qui, and John Pinette (among other things). So for today, I'm giving you a Fantastic Four! Enjoy the giggles!
1. Chuck Norris Jokes:
2. Yo Mama Jokes:
3. Bon Qui Qui
4. John Pinette
Celebrating Life & Farcical Fridays!
~ashley
1. Chuck Norris Jokes:
| No, Thank you Chuck Norris |
- Chuck Norris can kill your immaginary friends.
- When Chuck was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" Chuck received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
- Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
- Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
- Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
- Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
- Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
- Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
- Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .
- Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
2. Yo Mama Jokes:
- Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
- Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so skinny that if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.
- Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry in high school just cause she heard there was gonna be some pi.
- Yo mama is so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon.
- Yo mama is so stupid that she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Dr. Pepper.
- Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
- Yo mama is so stupid that she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.
3. Bon Qui Qui
- Bon Qui Qui as the flight attendant.
- Bon Qui Qui at King Burger.
- Anjelah Johnson (Bon Qui Qui) at the nail salon.
4. John Pinette
- I'm Starving
- I Don't Do Ups
- On a Diet...this one hits a little close to home. :)
Celebrating Life & Farcical Fridays!
~ashley
John Pinette is a family favorite here, too. We especially like his bit about going to a water park. And, of course, buffets!
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